That's Quite a "Coffee Break"

In an undisclosed city and country (Houston, TX), I happened upon a tiny bottle of moisturizer snuggly fit under the toilet paper roll in the men's stall while taking care of less-obscene business.  Do you suppose that guy (or girl) had a sad moment later in the day, when realizing they'd misplaced their secret fun sauce?  No worries comrade, you're self-pleasure love lotion is still right where you left it.  I didn't want to ruin your good times by tossing it out, and I also didn't want to risk losing my hand to whatever hideous diseases your gross self walks about with.