69 Calle de Orense, Madrid, Spain

This address is not remarkable because it's where I recently stayed for 70 euros/night (nightmares... separate story). This address is not remarkable because it reminds us of that giggly sex position we all watch on pornoxtubepussycock.com but rarely perform ourselves. This address is not remarkable because it is spanish and I speak english.

This address is remarkable because the address DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM IT is 43 Calle de Orense, Madrid, Spain. And where was I when I was searching for my hotel? On this other side of the street. Thinking I needed to go down a couple more blocks because obviously 43 is way less than 69. Either my dumb American logic is faulty, or Spain has not yet determined that it makes sense to have addresses on BOTH sides of the street correspond to each other. Fuck me.