I'm not here to learn

My blogger dashboard suggests to me that the noteworthy blogs out there in the world generally are informative in nature, apparently ready to benefit a large audience with a vague story-like impression of knowledge so the audience might be able to skip off to the water cooler and spread little tidbits of learning amongst colleagues.  Take "The Lettered Cottage" for instance, or "Things to Look At."  Or "Craft Synergy."  If I were to believe these are the true noteworthy blogs, then I suppose mine doesn't stand a chance - if the blogosphere is high school, then my blog is under the bleachers smoking weed while the cheerleaders rally the stands.  

There are things I'd like to learn.  But when it comes to blogs, my cup of herbal tea is witty writing (whether or not mine actually is, I don't care).  Give me a quick, dirty, well-written story about anything and I'll quietly thank you from my end of the dsl.  Try to draw me in with a story about your latest knitted kitten sweater, and I'll kindly be on my way to hunting grounds with bitchier prey.