WJ's Christmas List of Basic Human Rights

• The right to look hot as you see fit
• The right to be a bitch with a good heart
• The right to be a boring nice person
• The right to be an occasional gigantic moron
• The right to bring it back to smart
• The right to shuffle through as many sides to your personality as you fucking please
• The right to take advantage of those who take advantage
• The right to be taken advantage of
• The right to say fuck you to social norms while still happily playing with those who abide by them
• The right to use your life and the world to explore every corner of yourself
• The right to be a douche bag who gets inspired every now and then

I'm sure some less palatable actions could be justified by the above, but I'm going to invoke my right to not give a shit about how people interpret my words. Did I not put that on the list?? Wouldn't be the first time words were bended for twisted justification, speaking of which happy belated miracle child's birthday.